Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Bye bye $18,000 scholarship :( (Taken with instagram)
That scene was a really, really tough scene to film. They didn’t tell me they were going to do this but Phil told Jon to hold on to my hand and not let it go. And then he did and I really sort of lost it… and I will say that every single one of those tears was actually absolutely real.
— Elisabeth Moss, Inside Episode 511
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The 3 on the left are the heart of Late Night, Ladies and Gents…
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Fave update team :)
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Ugh!!! They cut out ALL the wake up Wakefield sketches from Netflix!!!! >:( Someone please find the videos!!!!Saturday Night Live - Wake Up, Wakefield -9.29.01
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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from this cute ass video
oh this is priceless.
This was literally my freshman thesis paper!!!
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