Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Bye bye $18,000 scholarship :( (Taken with instagram)
That scene was a really, really tough scene to film. They didn’t tell me they were going to do this but Phil told Jon to hold on to my hand and not let it go. And then he did and I really sort of lost it… and I will say that every single one of those tears was actually absolutely real.
— Elisabeth Moss, Inside Episode 511
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The 3 on the left are the heart of Late Night, Ladies and Gents…
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Fave update team :)
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My friend got a kitten and I went a little insane…
Ugh!!! They cut out ALL the wake up Wakefield sketches from Netflix!!!! >:( Someone please find the videos!!!!Saturday Night Live - Wake Up, Wakefield -9.29.01
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control—all very positive attributes. But it’s not supposed to be a compliment, because there’s that old, stupid double standard: When men are aggressive and dominant, they are admired, but when a woman possesses those same qualities, she is dismissed and called a bitch. These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don’t appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and open legs.
—Margaret Cho (via mackenziegracedonaldson)
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from this cute ass video
oh this is priceless.
This was literally my freshman thesis paper!!!
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